Wednesday, November 14, 2007;

JOKES! :D
(no, not by me OKAY. i know SOME PPL like my *coughPWGRPcough* think my jokes are bad)

JOKE 1
A man said to his wife one day,
'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.'

The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

JOKE 2
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
They quarreled for quite awhile.

At last the wife said, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'.

JOKE 3
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM '.
He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said,
'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

:D

haha okay bye take care!